I Work As A Healer In Another World’s Labyrinth City

So soft. So squishy. I awaken to a supple sensation in my palms.

When I open my eyes, Im in the usual bedroom. And in front of my eyes is a sleeping Eris, still wearing her habit. Shes breathing softly, and her eyes are closed. Eris always carries herself with a mature air, but her sleeping face looks rather innocent.

Then, when I lower my gaze a little my hand is buried deep within her cleavage.

Why am I rubbing Eris breasts?

Moreover, when I quickly inspect my own appearance, theres something off about my attire. Im wearing pants, but my upper body is bare. What in the world is going on?

Im half-naked, sharing a bed with a defenseless, sleeping Eris.

Only one conclusion can be derived from such a thing. Eris and I must have crossed the line. By which I mean, Eris must have been charmed when I nobly saved the city with Area Heal and straight-up invited me into her bed. Well, I have no recollection whatsoever of that, though.

But even so, wow theyre soft. I mean, of course I wouldnt be so impolite as to grope Eris breasts while she sleeps, its just that my hand is caught between them and I cant seem to get it out very easily. I try moving my hand in various ways to get it out, but its no use.

Ahh, I cant get my hand out. My hands reaaally stuck in there, huh.

As Im doing that,

Nnh

I hear a little sigh. If I had to say where I heard it from, it was no doubt from slightly above my eyeline; from Eris mouth.

I dont want to look away from Eris breasts and up to her face. But theres no way I cant look. Timidly, I try raising my eyes. Eris sullen gaze is fixed upon my hand.

What a refreshing start to the day. A pleasant morning to you, Eris-san.

It would seem she woke up.

Lets review the current situation. Ive crawled into Eris bed half-naked and now Im feeling up her breasts. It was an act of God, but the fact remains that Im touching what Im touching.

First let me hold my tongue back so I dont bite it when I get slapped, and while Im at it let me get ready to dogeza too.

Come on, if youre awake then could you move? Or else I cant get up.

I-Im so sorry! Wait, huh?

All Eris did was ask me to move. Thats shes not mad? Even though I put my hand on her breasts, that Eris isnt mad. What the heck happened?

Dont tell me something actually happened between me and Eris yesterday? I dont remember it at all, though.

Taking a really good look, is it me or are Eris cheeks slightly flushed? Maybe if I try rubbing her breasts a bit more my memories will return. And I might recall something if I try unfastening her chest buttons.

-While Im lost in thought, Eris look quickly turns severe.

Just so there are no misunderstandings, after you fell asleep you latched on to my outfit, and wouldnt let go. So I gave up and put you to bed like that so please, stop making that disgusting smirking face.

I-Im not making a face.

Eris smacks my hand away and raises her upper body. Then she lightly rubs her temples and speaks.

Your garment wasnt wearable anymore, so Yuel-chan cut it off for you. I couldnt have you going to bed like that, thats all. There was no other motive.

I see. No, be that as it may, would Eris really sleep in the same bed with a man in my state? Well, Eris might have just taken pity on me after seeing how exhausted I was. And casting Area Heal on the city likely left a favorable impression on her.

Although the fact that she was looking at my hand and sighing may mean her impression of me took 3 steps forward and 2 steps back.

Now that you mention it, wheres Yuel?

Shes right there, isnt she?

I follow Eris gaze. Now that I get a good look, she really is there. Yuel is looking up at me from under the blanket. Only half of her face is visible beneath the blanket.

Apparently Yuel was awake too, as shes staring intently at my hand that was groping Eris breasts until just recently. Peering into her pupils, I sense hints of carnage.

-Suddenly, I hear the ringing of the bell that announces a hospital visitor.

Two days later, Yuel, Eris and I are heading to the lords manor.

As for when I groped Eris breasts two days earlier while Yuel was watching, what gave me an opportunity to escape from that awkward situation was the female knight Marietta from the knight brigade, ringing the visitor bell.

After that I fled as fast as I could from the bedroom where Eris and Yuel were, and heard what Marietta had to say. The gist of her message was that the lord had opened his manor to the subjugation unit for a dinner party in recognition of our services, and I was invited.

The monetary reward for the healers who participated in this latest Krankheit Turtle subjugation will be given out at that dinner party, so by all means they urgently desired me to attend.

And, today is the day it takes place.

Hey, is it really alright for me to attend as well? I didnt participate in the subjugation, so I feel like it would be inappropriate.

The knights are bringing their families too, so why not? There shouldnt be any problems.

! I-Is That so

Eris is feeling somewhat reserved, but having said that, it is a dinner party sponsored by the lord. Its not like well be hobnobbing with aristocrats, but even so, itll probably be luxurious. I bet theyll serve crab and stuff.

It wouldve been fine for only me and Yuel to go, but leaving Eris by herself would be problematic too. While Yuel and I are enjoying the banquet, I can just imagine Eris restlessly picking over a cold meal all alone back at the hospital.

Master, weve arrived!

As I think it over, we continue down the road and reach our destination.

Located at the very tip of the north side of town, the lords excessively huge mansion.

I hand my invitation to the knight in front of the gate as we enter. When we do, a Maid-san wearing a tidy maid outfit promptly guides us to the dining hall. I cant ogle her too much in front of Yuel, but shes a genuine maid. I want one for my own home.

The dining hall that were led to looks spacious enough to comfortably hold a hundred people or so. There are knights and some women and children that are most likely their families, wizards and healers and Rurukas group, too.

Ah, Shiki! Over here, over here! There are some delicious meat dishes

When Ruruka sees me, she energetically waves her hands and calls out to me. However, her high spirits are short-lived. When her attention shifts behind me, her voice gradually withers. Following Rurukas line of sight, shes looking at Eris.

Seeing Eris, Ruruka makes an ambiguous smile while scratching her hair. She looks extremely uncomfortable. And Eris, for some reason, is looking at Ruruka with a slightly envious expression tinged with resignation.

I wonder why? I guess Ruruka is self-conscious about getting all those discounts at the hospital. She always ran away as soon as Eris showed up, so this might be the first time shes coming face-to-face with her in a place where she cant run away like that.

But I dont understand Eris attitude. Rather than being angry, Eris is looking at Ruruka dejectedly for some reason. Even though the usual Eris would give her a sharp glare.

Next to Ruruka, Sera is making a gentle smile. After that is Fran, nervously biting her nails for some reason.

When Fran looks my way, she immediately hides her face. After that she hurriedly whispers something in Seras ear, and Sera listens and nods in amusement.

Whats with that? I mean, wasnt Fran kicked out of the lords manor after that marriage interview crotch Fireball incident? Why is she here? Wait, this event is to recognize the services of the subjugation unit, so it might not be unnatural to make a one-time exception for that.

A short while later, escorted by an elderly butler, a lone middle-aged guy enters the dining hall. When the knights notice, they stand in unison.

Ah, nonono, its quite alright, please sit.

The beaming, forty-something older guy speaks in a light tone. That is probably this citys lord. A kindly middle-aged man wearing a gentle expression.

For some reason, when Fran sees the lord, she unconsciously begins to shake violently, in stark contrast to those luxurious twin drills. The lord converses a little with the knights, then he walks over to my side.

Ive heard about you from my daughter as well. It seems you risked your life to rescue my daughter, did you not?

Huh? Ah, yes. I only did what was natural

Apparently the details of the Krankheit Turtle subjugation have already reached his ears. Now that I think about it, I suppose it looked like I offered my body in order to save the lords daughter from falling into the river.

Hah hah hah, I see, I see, what was natural! No, that is truly wonderful. Today is a fine day. By all means, eat as much as you like.

The softshell turtle and Orc liver in particular are exquisitely fresh!

The lord nods enthusiastically to my reply and smacks my shoulders while recommending various dishes.

Whats with this lord? Hes overly friendly. Well, since hes going out of his way to hold a celebration for the subjugation unit, the noble blood must not have clotted up his mind all that much.

Father, over there, why dont we go over there? There is some superb wine over on that side. A cask, lets go with a cask!

While Im pondering, Fran leads the lord somewhere else while spouting nonsense. I wonder if an older guy like him wont polish off the whole barrel.

Avoiding things like softshell turtle and Orc testicles, I assemble a suitable meal. Suddenly, a lone knight comes out in front of us and speaks up.

We will hereby deliver the remuneration to those who lent us their assistance. Come forward as you are called.

Looks like its time to receive our rewards. The knight reads off a list of names, and one by one people in healer-like garb walk up to the knight. Then, checking against the list of names, the knight presents them with bank cards.

I wonder just how much Ill receive? I made a killing not too long ago by overhunting the Huge Slime, but thats not possible anymore. Im hoping its a lot. Im hoping its a hell of a lot.

Finally, Shiki-san. Come forward.

Just when Im getting fairly nervous that my name wont be called, it is. The knight proceeds to read off the paper hes holding.

Ehhh, for accompanying the Krankheit Turtle subjugation, 100,000 Zeni.

Cheap. It doesnt quite meet my expectations.

Thats my immediate reaction, but when I think it over is it something like this?

That Huge Slime overhunting probably just threw my money sense out of whack. 100,000 Zeni, thats close to a tenth of what Eris hospital was worth, and Im making that for one or two days of labor. I feel like thats a considerably large sum of money.

And, while Im mulling that over, the knight in front of me makes eye contact with the lord.

Furthermore, regarding your heroic conduct in risking your life to rescue Fran-sama, Lord-sama personally awards you 500,000 Zeni.

Then an addendum comes.

Oohhh!?

All at once, quintuple the amount. Aint that a bit much? But well, that lord seems to dote on his daughter in his own way.

Even though it must have been a huge disgrace when she roasted her noble partners nethers at the marriage interview, her only punishment was temporarily being evicted from the house. I cant say I dont feel like that was lenient. Moreover, he even let her bring Sera along as an attendant.

He must treasure his daughter a great deal. I can tell that much from the sweet smile the lord is beaming at me. I dont want to look at a forty-something guys smile, though.

Man, that knight has a loud voice. Whats with that? Ive been feeling somewhat uncomfortable since earlier.

Then the knight once again glances at the lord, and as if playing to the room, announces sums of money.

And the raw materials such as the skin and claws from the Armor Ogre come to 600,000 Zeni. The remuneration from the knight brigade for slaying a designated subjugation target comes to 300,000 Zeni. And the bounty from the Slave Merchant Union on the Armor Ogre comes to one million Zeni.

Ohhhhh!?

Addendums keep coming over and over.

Was that such a formidable monster? Given that its such a large amount of money, the surrounding knights start to murmur. From the seat behind me, a conspicuously pleasant voice arises. Thats Rurukas voice, no doubt about it.

I bet she intends to mooch.

All totaled, it comes to 2,500,000 Zeni. Please receive it.

Oohhhh

Okay thats a ton of money. A huge sum. I receive the bank card with the money and hurriedly return to my seat. All at once Ive become slightly rich.

This is more than enough money to buy a house. What do I do? What do I use it for?

Oi oi, looks like that Armor Ogre was subjugated. Aint he stronger than you? Even though yer a knight.

Come on, give me a break. It may look that way, but I got good results at the knight school, you know?

A little ways off, I overhear a conversation between an older knight and one who looks like a newcomer. Did Yuel hear their voices? Shes looking at me with radiant eyes.

The one fighting the Armor Ogre was mostly Yuel, though. But Yuel may have neatly wiped that from her memory. I have a feeling the scene transformed into Master with a mace in one hand, effortlessly mowing down the Armor Ogre.

Well, whatever. I earned money. I earned Yuels respect too. Without a doubt I can call this Krankheit Turtle subjugation a success.

I set into my meal in a good mood.

After hearing the size of the reward, Ruruka overtly comes snuggling up to me, and I deal with her appropriately. Im trying to get the oddly melancholy Eris to eat something when I realize that its almost time for the dinner party to end.

Then, just when Im thinking of leaving that middle-aged lord calls out to me.

Howzit, njoying thfood?

Ehh, well, yes.

His face is red, and his breath reeks of liquor. Seems like Fran made him drink a lot; his legs are shaky. Hes totally drunk.

Then the lord leans on me, putting his arm around my shoulder. His expression is thoroughly exuberant, as if to say he cant help it. That expression is fitting for Yuel. I dont want to see such an expression on a middle-aged man.

I may have saved his daughter, but no matter how you look at it this sense of distance is way too close.

Father. Perhaps it would be best to retire. Please, to your bedroom.

Looks like Fran is uncomfortable with the drunken lords behavior too. Shes anxiously trying to put him to bed.

Nonono, fore that we needta have a tahhk.

His voice is inarticulate and difficult to understand.

A talk?

However, the lords eyes are clearly focused on me.

Yer gonna take Fran off mhands, right? As fer thweddin date, m fine with whenever.

Abruptly, out of nowhere, the lord utters those words.

Huh?

Letting out a bewildered and dumbfounded voice, my eye twitches as I notice Fran quickly cover her face in the distance.

What the hell did this middle-aged lord just say? Something about a wedding?

Ahh, the cat is out of the bag.

Seeing Fran acting like that, Sera giggles.

Eh? Wait, ehhh, marriage!? Wait a minute, Fran! Thats impossible!

I havent heard anything about this!?

Marriage hey Shiki, Whats the meaning of this?

Ask me all you want, I have no idea. I havent heard a thing about it.

Master is Getting Marr

Yuel also latches onto my sleeve and gazes at my face with an uneasy expression. This cant be happening.

I-I havent heard anything! I havent heard anything about this, so I dont know!

Hahhh?

This time, the lord raises a hysteric voice. His mouth flops open and hes looking at me as if he doesnt comprehend.

Huh? Eh? Whats going on?

Ruruka also questions me. I dont know. I want an explanation. Just who should I ask?

Neither I nor the lord know, so

Naturally, all attention centers on Fran.

Looking down and clenching her skirt, Fran trembles. Her mouth is slightly opening and closing as if shes hesitating over something.

Errr, ummm

Fran looks out over the room and back down again. Then, she takes a brief glance at me. Hanging her head in resignation, she slowly opens her mouth.

Thats this is a Misunderstanding.

And mutters that.

In other words, Lord-sama over there mistook our relationship, and against your better judgment you gave in to temptation and ran with it. Is that about right?

Yes

Conscious of all the eyes on her, Fran trembles as she tells us what happened. In a nutshell, it was apparently a misunderstanding by the lord.

It all started the day before yesterday. The lord received a report from the knights of the subjugation units main force when they returned to the city. At that time he apparently heard the story that the man who put his life on the line to rescue Fran from a crisis has gone missing.

Frans personality being what it is, there arent exactly any men who have a favorable impression of her. Basically the only people who would risk their lives to protect her are the knights, and thats because its their job.

Meanwhile, an ordinary healer with no such obligations went and did such a thing.

At that point, the lord ended up jumping to the conclusion that Fran and that healer were in a serious relationship.

In actuality, I didnt expect that I would fall into the river myself, and I only saved Fran because I was completely confident that I could outrun the Krankheit Turtle. The fact that I fell into the river was only because I didnt anticipate that the ground would crumble.

However, the lord misconstrued it. He assumed that his man-hating daughter had gotten close enough to a male that he would risk his life to protect her.

Then the search party came back to the city. Fran, seeing the disaster that befell the city from the poison mist, headed to the lords manor to see if there wasnt anything she could do. At which point the lord brought up the talk about me.

When that middle-aged lord learned that I was safe, he apparently laughed out, the city is in a crisis, but that alone is a relief! in delight. And Fran couldnt correct his misconception.

Then, when he ran with it and decided to let her return home, she didnt dare tell him the truth. Even when she consulted with Sera, Sera told her that it would be fine as long as she didnt say anything.

So she reluctantly went along with the flow, it seems. I thought that Rurukas party at least had one sensible person in Sera, but apparently I was wrong.

Then Fran takes a quick glance at Ruruka before opening her mouth again.

But! Its not as though I really wanted to get married and well, look, he isnt my type.

Is this b*tch insulting me? Or rather, Im surprised that this man-hater even has a taste in men.

But I like Masters face?

However, Im in front of the super-cute Yuel. As an adult here, I ought to calmly offer a few words of reproach.

Its no good thinking that its fine to lie so long as you dont get caught. Put yourself in our shoes. The ones who are lied to will surely be hurt.

Coming from you

Whoa, I forgot that Eris was there. Seems like she wants to say something.

Well, everybody makes mistakes. Look, Fran. Continue your story.

At my urging, Fran hesitatingly loosens her tongue.

Errr I thought to allow a day to pass for things to calm down before I told the truth, but at that time the knights everyone was in a festive mood and I couldnt bring myself to say it.

Now that I think about it, they brought Fran along on the Krankheit Turtle subjugation. The people around her, particularly the knights, might often be told to do unreasonable things. Its great that she was saved this time, but what if Fran had lost her life?

Surely the knights would have taken the blame. Wanting her to get married and calm down, perhaps even the members of the knight brigade had that same intention.

I fully understand the story.

Then, the lord who had been silently listening the whole time opens his mouth. Frans shoulders quiver in fear.

I thought to have you go outside, make contact with a variety of people and broaden your horizons, but for it to come to this I thought that at last, my daughter would finally be getting married

The middle-aged lord rubs his brow with a worn-out face. However, he appears to consider something and changes his expression as he opens his mouth.

Although, it would appear that it was not completely in vain. Previously, my daughter would have flown into a fit at the mere mention of marriage. Shiki-kun, was it? If you need anything of me, do not hesitate to ask, so please take care of my daughter from now on as well.

Thats a little

Id prefer to refuse. I mean, shes flat-chested. And that personality.

You have good eyes. Sincere eyes. Moreover, you subjugated that Armor Ogre, did you not? I can tell, you are well-trained.

I fully understand that yer godd*mn eyes are blind. The middle-aged lord looks my body up and down as if assessing me.

No, maybe this is something else. The middle-aged lords face is bright red, and theres something off about his articulation. By some chance, isnt his perspective just unsteady-

And, the moment I think that, the middle-aged lord abruptly collapses.

Father!?

When I look closer, the middle-aged lord is sleeping, seemingly having fainted. I guess he drank too much alcohol after all?

No, it might just be from anxiety.

Such a monster as the Krankheit Turtle turned up at the city. He thought hed be pursued to deal with the poison mist, then some mysterious wide-range healing magic treats every single person in the city.

Judging from Frans story earlier, they dont yet seem to know its origin, but the matter still needs to be investigated. And amongst all that, there was this marriage mix-up.

As for the investigation well, I dont think Ill be found out. I had a completely recovered Yuel avoiding public notice, so that wide-range area-of-effect healing magic should forever remain a mystery.

Even if it was from anxiety, I wouldnt know. Its not my fault.